ablution stories

Anyone who has read my blog (especially the bits from 2005) knows that there isn't much to write about except the food and the bathroom facilities--this is war! At least, this is war for me, I imagine the blogs of people that are regularly being shot at are quite different. I had been trying to go "clean" and had resisted posting several ablutions related stories, but they keep piling up and I don't have anything better to write about right now... so get ready....